YOU DON"T KNOW ME!?

So i've had some complaints from some of you broke ass fools who arn't paying my bills about some smack like, my posts lack something you fruity types call "pazzaz". I say its poppycock, but i'm bound by the laws of supply and demand, so heres a clip from hawaii a few years back. sills was alittle... under the weather from the night before... plus he'd never been on a escilator before... did i spell that right?