DJ's spin this back to back

yo one day in poland me and Blatz where bored, we came up with this, its a list of stuff that is super sweet that no one thinks about. add one if you feel like you can spit some on the MIC.


Kicking your girlfriends cat when she's not around
When driving, shifting your weight as to make a little fart, releasing huge amounts of pressure on the gut
A solid Snot rocket
Scratching your balls inconspicuously while your hand is in your pocket.
Taking pictures of attractive women while your friends fake pose in front of them.
The relaying of signals from an all to old and out of it baseball coach, that are clearly way over-exaggerated, always ending with the nose touch, point, and clap.
Brushing up against a large breasted woman in a crowded bar when its not necessary.
Finding a close parking stall at the mall and triumphantly announcing "sweet, vip parking!"
Seeing a new girls breasts for the first time, cuz till that point, who knows whats behind the packaging.
Girly mags in blatz's hobble. (ask a TC member)
Borat
Looking at a girl walk by, and having her walk so she just keeps you in her peripheral like she's not looking… but she's looking.
Getting a man bone, then being forced to stand, but having the piece of mind to pull it up in your belt, and tucking in your shirt.
Watching two puppies play fight
Watching two girls fight at a bar, and you KNOW its over some "oh she DIDN’T" type shit.
Getting the emergency exit row seat on a long flight.
The shiver and tingle that goes through the body while having a sensation piss.
As the clock is winding down, knowing good and well, that your about to win game seven.
Dan Lewis
Buying lingerie for your girl, picturing her in said lingerie, then picturing the lasenza girl in it. Then the subsequent pillow fight between the two.
Blowing past a semi on a two lane highway.
Waking up groggy and realizing it’s the day you have an extra hour of sleep due to daylight savings time.
The that serenades the masturbating bear on Conan
Having that extra penny so you get a bill back when making change.
Vetoing blatz's dirty ass comments for this list.
Jeans, white t shirts, n' cowboy hats on a fine figured lass
Where the ass meets the hamstring… on the ladies