ONE HUNDRED!!!!!!...and two

HORRAY!!! so we've done it kids. we've reached it! 100 posts. centennial mo foooo's. I had a parade and fireworks planned but as it turns out, this is number 102. yall missed it!! no one tells me these things. you know how hard it is to take back 50 kg of cambodian fireworks to the back of a cadilac down by the old train station without a reciept? shoot. anyways, here's an interview with some short chick.

Dallas
ok. Hey Kar Kar, How's your it going?
karen
hi Dal-pal, its going well thanks, how are you?
Dallas says:
wicked, my shiz is toe up these days. so what's it like seeing the world from 5foot 9 inches off the ground.
Karen
I'm not sure! maybe you should ask someone who is 5"9
Dallas says:
i see your still living in that little dream world where your taller than everyone, and the streets are paved with chocolate and caramel sauce. so what would you say has been the most important thing you've learned in college as of yet?
Karen
i learned how to underhand serve in Larry's coaching volleyball class
Dallas says:
its good to hear Canadian athletes are doing big things. how would you say Larry is on a personal level; is he approachable? because I've heard its a bit like talking to a cactus.
(much love to Larry. Great guy, yet scary coach)
karen hahahaha
he is very approachable, very awkward and smiles for like 30 seconds staring at you without saying a word, but all in all a nice man
Dallas says:
yes I agree, he once stared at me for 5 mins, whist I was in another room. I could feel his stare on me. SO what's it like fighting for playing time on a team with 30 girls?
karen
its competitive, umm, you gotta work hard all the time and make each other better
Dallas says:
sounds boring. but seriously. how'd you eye's get to be that color?
Karen
it is boring… and grey? I dno... they used to be all nice and blue. there blue when i cry, but grey all the other times.
Dallas says:
oh i see. are you a crier?
karen
nooo
Dallas says:
good. so what is your fav. 3 movies ever?
karen
umm
1. donnie darko
2. garden state
3. the holiday
lame and boring, but simple truth man
Dallas says:
cuz they make you cry?
karen
noo
i do cry in the holiday but,
Dallas says:
..... its all coming together. and do you have any pets?
karen
i have a weiner dog, her name is maggie
Dallas says:
tell me about her.
karen
she is small, and she wiggles alot. she also barks too much, but when shes not, she is too cute for her own good and makes me smile alot alot.
Dallas says:
I see, soo has she ever done something so cute that it made you get all smiling and shed a single tear?
Karen
i slammed her in a door my accident, so i cried cuz i felt so bad
Dallas says:
well then, not only have you lied about not crying all the time, you've also made it clear your looking to commit weinercide. this interview is over.
karen
aaaaah.