Struggle through this one, there is meaning at the end.

Yo that kid nice, where he from the, T DOT? ohhhhh.

Kardinal n shit. we need more canadian rappers that can spit like him. heard he be rolling with redman n shit.
Tim Cooper said write something about jasper and Kardinal n stuff. I'm really bored. so I will. RESPECT MEEEE.

so I just got done coaching for a week at the jasper volleyball camp (JVC). if yall have never been, GO. if your old go coach, if your young go be a camper. Mad Drunk coaches. all week. don't excpect to make anymoney, cuz you spend mad green every night a the leigon, which is conviniently located across the street from the coaches lodgings. man this isn't nearly as funny as I want it to be. lemme think. jokes. JOKES AND JOKES AND JOKES AND JOKES AND HAHAHAHA..... SPAGETTI SPAGETTI SPAGETTI! na? chappelle not doing it for ya. OH SHIT! BORAT.

in case yall have never heard of borat. go to www.apple.com/trailers and check out the borat movie. like chappelle once changed my life, Borat has done it again. taken my whole game in a different direction. because you KNOW i bite styles like P. Diddy on Biggie Smalls. "MAKE IT HOT". borat is from the Ali G show. watch it. is there any reason or rhyme to this Blog?

whatever I'll talk about volleyball. right now i'm on the ass end of a three week break. its pretty nice. we've been trainning real hard for a few months. plus we where overseas for just under a month, so our fearless leader, the great Glenn Hoag, decided it was best for us to have some down time. That man is a Genious like the Gza. but not in Ryhme form, in that ill sick volleyball form. you do what he asks and BOOM/SHAZZAM! you get better. to all you young punks out there tryin to make it in this vball game, go play where the best coach is. play where you'll get better. not cuz some girl is going to a certain school, or you think you'll start right away on a certain team, play where you make gains. straight up. everybody sits on the bench at one time or another. its all about battling to get better. when your like 30, THEN you play where you'll get the largest pay check. i know you don't get paid playing highschool or college, but you know what i mean. damn. listen to me. PREACH ON BROTHER DIZZILE PREACH ON. in closing, use birth control.

But where the ice at, oh i see, underground MC.

DJ's spin this back to back

yo one day in poland me and Blatz where bored, we came up with this, its a list of stuff that is super sweet that no one thinks about. add one if you feel like you can spit some on the MIC.


Kicking your girlfriends cat when she's not around
When driving, shifting your weight as to make a little fart, releasing huge amounts of pressure on the gut
A solid Snot rocket
Scratching your balls inconspicuously while your hand is in your pocket.
Taking pictures of attractive women while your friends fake pose in front of them.
The relaying of signals from an all to old and out of it baseball coach, that are clearly way over-exaggerated, always ending with the nose touch, point, and clap.
Brushing up against a large breasted woman in a crowded bar when its not necessary.
Finding a close parking stall at the mall and triumphantly announcing "sweet, vip parking!"
Seeing a new girls breasts for the first time, cuz till that point, who knows whats behind the packaging.
Girly mags in blatz's hobble. (ask a TC member)
Borat
Looking at a girl walk by, and having her walk so she just keeps you in her peripheral like she's not looking… but she's looking.
Getting a man bone, then being forced to stand, but having the piece of mind to pull it up in your belt, and tucking in your shirt.
Watching two puppies play fight
Watching two girls fight at a bar, and you KNOW its over some "oh she DIDN’T" type shit.
Getting the emergency exit row seat on a long flight.
The shiver and tingle that goes through the body while having a sensation piss.
As the clock is winding down, knowing good and well, that your about to win game seven.
Dan Lewis
Buying lingerie for your girl, picturing her in said lingerie, then picturing the lasenza girl in it. Then the subsequent pillow fight between the two.
Blowing past a semi on a two lane highway.
Waking up groggy and realizing it’s the day you have an extra hour of sleep due to daylight savings time.
The that serenades the masturbating bear on Conan
Having that extra penny so you get a bill back when making change.
Vetoing blatz's dirty ass comments for this list.
Jeans, white t shirts, n' cowboy hats on a fine figured lass
Where the ass meets the hamstring… on the ladies

Europe

Well I got a half hour to burn so why not. Its been about a month or so since my last entry. So whats new. Lemme see here. Well its still groundhog day. Everyday is the same. Ummm. I'm in Spain. Its alright. And we where in Poland a week ago. That was also alright. We're on the ass end of a three week tour of Europe. The idea behind this is to prepare us for the world championship, which is basically the same timeline. LOONNGGG. Few mornings off. But Its good for us, making us stronger. And we're playing better which is sweet. But I'm ahead of myself, I should put some order to this.

So we flew into Warsaw after a short flight from T dot, then got on a bus and drove a few hours to a small town in the north east of Poland. I think. I have no idea where it was really. So we stayed in a nice little hotel which was an apartment building in which Jews where dragged from, and then killed in front of. Creepy, but me and Wolf didn't read the plaque on the wall out front till the last day. Did yall know the sun gets up at 3 am in eastern Poland. That was ruff. So we played Poland A and B there. Won one, lost one, progressively better performances, which is good. Great fans. Really into it. OH side note; women in Poland are hot. Mad hot. At least that’s what my teammates told me. I don't notice these things since I only have eyes for one woman. Anyways. After the two warm-up matches we moved to Olsztyn Poland where we played in the Hubert Wagner memorial tournament. This was great. Very very well done. Three cities. Tons of fans. Great teams. Us, Poland A and B, Cuba, Portugal, Italy, Egypt, Norway. We got third which was great. We got better every match which is what we're looking for. Some dudes even got jobs. Not me, I'm broke ass. I'm gonna chalk it up to me getting food poisoning after our great pool matches. Turns out McDonalds ice-cream will funk you right up. I wish someone would have told me that before I spent a night throwing up till 8 am. I missed the whole next day sleeping till around 5 or 6 pm. But I did wake up in time to see our boys give it to Poland on TV. We lost in 5. one error made the difference. That’s it. That’s the difference at this level. One error after 5 sets of dirty gritty clawing. But I'm happy with our guys. Poland ended up beating Cuba in the final. But That’s a whole different story. Cubans… man, I don't get them. Anyways, that was Poland in a nut shell. Nice place. I'll tell you bout Spain later. Click on the advertisement yall.