ITS OVVEEERRRRR

So, its Tuesday. We played TWU this weekend. We won six straight sets, so we're happy enough. Most celebrated by drinking beers and Shirley temples. Some played cranium, some hit spun hits on the ones and twos. Over all I guess it was pretty low key, of course that's with the exception of an emotionally heated dance off at that classic dance off battle ground, the armory.

Our team was represented well: Alex G.C. pulled his classic move of taking his shirt half off to make the white girls go crazy, Our resident stupid rookie gyrated and twitched is the illest manner, similar to that of a chipmunk getting shot over and over a gain by a bb gun. But this night the crown went to our very own Brock Pehar, who in a moment of desperation and glory took matters into his own hands and with the audiences eyes all staring straight into his soul, did a backflip to silence the critics.

But we are now done for 2005 or at least league games I should say. We don't play again for over a month, and when we do, it's in California. BOYA. Time to get discovered. That's right, cali! We're going to a Lakers game where I hope to get on the Jumbotron and have some "producer" discover my unique look and feel. Plus we're going to the price is right, where I'll get national exposure. Chances are this producer will produce things like ass bangin illegal immigrants and I'll have to dress up like little bo peep to get paid. Hey its a tuff world out there.

And if that doesn't work out, me and Pehar plan on getting shot in Compton. We're not exactly sure what to wear to ensure our getting mortally injured. Do we wear red? Or blue? Or camo? cuz if end up in the wrong side, and we're "wearin the wrong colors be cautious". But what if we're in the right part of the city and we just get props and free slurpies. Or camo, and we'll creep around like Apache Indians hunting white people. I'm thinking wearing a shirt with biggie smalls on it is a sure way to get shot in the ear like 8 times. Anyways, I'll let you know what the hospitals are like, I mean I should get in, I like almost white. I hope I mean gorilla black.

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hmmm.....

So, its Tuesdays, and I'm still not in Japan. Turns out I lied.

Well we played U of C two nights in a row. We won. The first night was fairly ugly. They took a set of us. It seems as if every team in the league comes in on Fridays full of p&v, with nothing to loose, and try to ran sack us. Which has happened every first set of every match we've had so far, by after the initial set, we tend to wake up and start hurting teams.

This weekend was no different, we lost the first set to cow town, only to go on and beat down the dinos. For reasons unbeknownst to me, Saturdays are always different. They usually are quick, and not much of a contest. But this weekend, I hope, is different.

This weekend we play TWU. Some people might even call them our arch rivals. I call them.....Well yes our arch rivals. They are definitely the other team on the continent that should give us problems; And I believe this is not because of there physical attributes (excluding that mountain of a man known as Chris Meehan). I believe there success has come because of their psychological edge over every team around.

I should take this time to note that most teams don't feel TWU has a mental edge, but it is true that if you think you have the mental edge, you do.

TWU feels they are the best, and that they should win the whole shabang this year. Well why not, they're ranked 1# in the nation today.

anyways, if your anywhere around U of A this weekend, it makes sense for you to come watch the two teams battle it out gladiator-fisticuffs style. respek.

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kiddidy cat

This ones for cat. Or Kat. Maybe kitty? Anyways. She's down south in Louisiana where people are fat, talk with funny words, eat everything deep fried, and have heart attacks. Not to mention most of it is now in the ocean.

so she's rockin it down south, But she's from Calgary. Which means she's a true Canadian. one of the good ones, one we want around. (I've heard of the brain drain, but when the states start stealing all our hot chicks there's a problem.) Apparently, as I'm told, she's one of the few around her university who is not dangerously obese. Quite the opposite. She's much like a street lamp. Or a giraffe.... Possibly a flag post?? Regardless she's hot. Just look.

And she's comin home. And you know what that means.... BAZZING!?!........ Actually what does that mean. Maybe she's gonna get drunk somewhere in Calgary? I certainly hope so. Once again I've proven to myself that I'm not a writer, specially when there's tittyballs on t.v. god bless "wild on". peice out.

i am OUTTA HEEEREEEE

new post time. well. I've decided to totally give up school and volleyball to further persue my passion. what is my passion you might be wondering? no its not my porn collection or to invent the chocolate popsicle (which has been thought up already apparently). It is MUSIC, yes and lots of it. I'm decided that after this weekend of volleyball in calgary, in which we're hoping to smash the dinos, the plan is to move to a small island in japan and live in seclution with my instraments. i'm not sure which island just yet, but i'll be sure not to you know, cuz then it wouldn't be much of a seclution now would it, but probably the one mr. miyagie is from. So if any of you have anything to say to me before i bounce out for a decade or two, please send me a comment now letting me know now, or forever hold your junk. alright, goodriddence to you i hate, and much love to you i love. respek.

this is the second post. name the five best rappers of all time. now i know what your thinkin; DYLON, DYLON, DYLON, ..... DYLON AND DYLON. but lets be serious. Biggie, Tupac, and Big L. and two other cats.

I was wondering who the other two are according to YOU! so please drop a comment and let me know what you think.

The first post

Well then. This is the first. Hopefully the first of many. I hope someone reads this. Well you did atleast. So I'm Dallas Soonias. I'm 6'8, dark, skinny, and ill sick. I play a lot of volleyball. Yup. Volleyball is what I do. I play for the U of A right now. That's University of Alberta for yall unedumicated folk. Right now we're ALMOST undefeated. We've lost a match. It was against UBC. That's the University of British Columbia for yall backwardass folk. I really blame the loss on myself. I didn't perform like I should have.

By the way, When I'm not at U of A, I play for the Canadian national volleyball team. Or squad. Or crew. Whatever. I've been doing that for a few years now. But back to the point.

we lost cuz I didn't perform like I should have. That being said I don't think we'll loose many more matches. We're starting to play smarter. Taking a hint from the play of the great Aaron shula....shculea.....shuleetoshoes. Whatever his name is; our captain from last year. he knew how to get er done. So that's the first post. I'm new at this so bugger off if you don't like it, if you have any words of advice. Drop them. respek.